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iapislazuli:

iapislazuli:

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life

alexandersfolly:

the-unnecessary-commentary:

despazito:

girlballs:

girlballs:

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captain picker isgonna finger himself

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his wife is. 44 years old.

The fucking that old man website when someone actually fucks that old man

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Tumblr is stuffed to the brim with 18-25 year olds who talk endlessly about being a hole for old men and have a heart attack the second a consenting adult is in a relationship with an old man

traaansfem:

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Happy “the husband lesbian is a better husband than I was” anniversary!

stale-water-6969:

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saw a post with this and the tags were yapping about taylor swift. and although taylor swift would be very helpful in helping palestinians if she also spoke out, i think it’s important to recognize nicola coughlan’s contribution. like, don’t make an important contribution towards the well-being of a genocided group about a weak ass singer who refuses to speak up. recognize coughlan’s contribution more. she’s an irish actress, and ireland throughout this time has recognized palestines sovereignty. it’s important we listen to the narratives of the peoples of countries that have been victim to horrendous genocide, ethnic cleansing, and imperialism. stand with palestine, block celebrities who refuse to speak up, and keep supporting palestinians.

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If you use the word "knot" as a synonym for a burl on a tree, than would Slipknot be a valid warrior name?

redfagdiver:

validwarriorcatsnames:

validwarriorcatsnames:

I think so. However this also opens a lot of doors for a lot of specific people

just got a nice bunch of asks

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mysterycat-isme:

mysterycat-isme:

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Why is the yasseline more

honestly just posted this so i could say yasseline

anarchblr:

pretentiouslimericks:

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Think about this quote like all the time and how it really undermines so much shit in capitalism

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“But what will you do with the lazy man, the man who does not want to work?” inquires your friend.

That is an interesting question, and you will probably be very much surprised when I say that there is really no such thing as laziness. What we call a lazy man is generally a square man in a round hole. That is, the right man in the wrong place, And you will always find that when a fellow is in the wrong place, he will be inefficient or shiftless. For so-called laziness and a good deal of inefficiency are merely unfitness, misplacement. If you are compelled to do the thing you are unfitted for by your inclinations or temperament, you will be inefficient at it; if you are forced to do work you are not interested in, you will be lazy at it.

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–Alexander Berkman, “What is Communist Anarchism?: Will Communist Anarchism Work?” (1929)

sephiramy:

me messaging a casual acquaintance: hello, how are you?

me messaging a best friend w/zero lead-in: